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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:54
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Sapiente nemo autem perspiciatis.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What are the latest developments in the tech industry?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is reducing immigration a potential solution to the housing crisis in Britain?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
No go.
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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